It's true. I used to hate you. I mean, every time I stepped off you I immediately fell over. But now you are helping me reach my goal. So, I don't hate you anymore. In fact, thanks for your help.
Truly Grateful,
An aspiring Half-Marathoner
Dear Tang, (my suv)
I'm not sure which feature of yours I love more, the lumbar support or seat heaters. Regardless, you keep my bum warm and back supported. I love your face because of this.
Hugs and kisses,
Your Main Driver
Dear Winter,
You need a punch to the face. I don't like you. Or the cold you bring. Or the darkness at insert-any-afternoon-time-here. Go away.
No Love,
Summer Lover
Dear Inhaler,
You know, I went almost 20 years without needing you. Then you were all, "Hey! Remember me! I'm feeling left out! Don't you miss me? Well I miss youuuu!" And, just like that, you're in my life again. But, you help me live, so I
xo,
Wheezer in the City
Dear Toddler of Mine,
I love you. I really do. I mean, you're pretty much my everything. But do you have to grow up so fast? Can you slow it down just a little? My Mommy heart is fragile. Be kind to it.
Love forever,
Mommy
Dear Husband,
You're my better half, it's true. But when I say, "Please! Stop making me laugh! I'm going to leak!!" it means, "Please! Stop making me laugh! I'm going to leak!!" It does NOT mean, continue to make me laugh so hard I can't breath and oh!, leak... My body has changed since having a baby, okay!?
Love,
Your Biggest Fan
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Haha that last one cracked me up!! But I have to disagree with you about the winter. I'm a fall/winter lover. I am not a fan of summertime!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post!! The lastart to your husband had me hysterical!! :)
ReplyDeleteI've been using my inhaler twice a night too! What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteLeaking. Yes. That.
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